Give them a wallet
How many people could honestly get away with carrying a billfold like this?
Only the most hardcore could pull it off. We’ll see.
In the movie Pulp Fiction there’s a scene with Tim Roth and Samuel Jackson where Jackson’s character, Jules, asks Roth’s character, Ringo, to retrieve his wallet from the large plastic garbage bag he’s using to rob the diner they’re in. When asked, “how do I know which one is yours?” Jules replies incredulously with, “It’s the one that says “bad mother fucker” on it.”